Paulie's Place - Increasingly Inevitable
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Update damnit!
With the lack of updates on Maddox' best page in the universe I turn to other sources for funny rants about old people, kids, and other inferior creatures. The second best page in the universe for instance. He hates shit so much it's not even funny any more. Oh wait..yes it is! It's fucking hilarious! I can only agree on his analysis on the month February: it sucking fucks!
Which brings me to another honorable mention: Angry Video Game Nerd. The most vile, evil and ANGRY gamer in the world. Only if you're old enough to remember playing 8 bit pieces of donkeydickfuckingpigshit. ¶ 2/24/2007 02:32:00 PM 0 Comments
With the lack of updates on Maddox' best page in the universe I turn to other sources for funny rants about old people, kids, and other inferior creatures. The second best page in the universe for instance. He hates shit so much it's not even funny any more. Oh wait..yes it is! It's fucking hilarious! I can only agree on his analysis on the month February: it sucking fucks!
Which brings me to another honorable mention: Angry Video Game Nerd. The most vile, evil and ANGRY gamer in the world. Only if you're old enough to remember playing 8 bit pieces of donkeydickfuckingpigshit. ¶ 2/24/2007 02:32:00 PM 0 Comments
Sunday, February 18, 2007
Psst, hey!..come here!
Wanna buy Britney's hair? Is real I swear! You buy now, only 1 million dolla's! You pay cash yes? Is once in lifetime appa'tunity I swear! So you buy now, and you get free lighter and redbull can! Only 1 million dolla iis cheap, you make lots of friend with this! Please mister, is not for me: I need to buy foods for my poor families!
And people bid on Britney Spears' hair, Redbull can and lighter on Ebay. And the world shed another tear. Behold: the human race has reached another low. Idiots. ¶ 2/18/2007 03:15:00 PM 0 Comments
Wanna buy Britney's hair? Is real I swear! You buy now, only 1 million dolla's! You pay cash yes? Is once in lifetime appa'tunity I swear! So you buy now, and you get free lighter and redbull can! Only 1 million dolla iis cheap, you make lots of friend with this! Please mister, is not for me: I need to buy foods for my poor families!And people bid on Britney Spears' hair, Redbull can and lighter on Ebay. And the world shed another tear. Behold: the human race has reached another low. Idiots. ¶ 2/18/2007 03:15:00 PM 0 Comments
Thursday, February 15, 2007
BeerMilk or..Bilk
Found here through digg.
A liquor shop owner in Japan’s largest dairy farming region has stopped crying about local spilt milk and started making beer from it instead.
Why, you ask? Apparently milk consumtion has been going down hill in the land of the rising sun. So why not combine it with the worlds favorite alcoholic drink, sell it and make a lot of money? And he sure is making money: "Nakahara is currently out of stock due to heavy media attention".
Not sure how and if this would actually benefit your health. Bilk for breakfast? Beer and fucking milk?! Just thinking about it makes my bowels cringe. ¶ 2/15/2007 09:28:00 AM 0 Comments
Why, you ask? Apparently milk consumtion has been going down hill in the land of the rising sun. So why not combine it with the worlds favorite alcoholic drink, sell it and make a lot of money? And he sure is making money: "Nakahara is currently out of stock due to heavy media attention".
Not sure how and if this would actually benefit your health. Bilk for breakfast? Beer and fucking milk?! Just thinking about it makes my bowels cringe. ¶ 2/15/2007 09:28:00 AM 0 Comments
Friday, February 09, 2007
Crazy pixel art
All I can say is: holy wowing fuck! how much time was spend on this? Someone must explain to me how it is that some people seem to have so much more time to spend on pretty (yet useless) hobbies then I do. Right now the site is pretty slow, hopefully that will get better soon.
Click on the picture for more (a LOT more, be warned).
¶ 2/09/2007 02:43:00 PM 0 Comments
Click on the picture for more (a LOT more, be warned).
¶ 2/09/2007 02:43:00 PM 0 Comments
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Download your favourite TV shows
If you are interested in downloading TV shows, either because you missed them or maybe just because your fucking cable company rips you off on access, this might be an interesting site for you:
tvRSS. They offer RSS feeds for all the popular tv shows (and even the not so popular ones). Usually there is a link available within the day after the show airs. Most are ripped from a digital source, so the quality is excellent.
All you need is a bittorrent client to be able to download the files. I use the client that's build in Shareaza, but if you're just looking for a small program for downloading torrents µTorrent is a good choice. ¶ 2/08/2007 01:10:00 PM 0 Comments
tvRSS. They offer RSS feeds for all the popular tv shows (and even the not so popular ones). Usually there is a link available within the day after the show airs. Most are ripped from a digital source, so the quality is excellent.
All you need is a bittorrent client to be able to download the files. I use the client that's build in Shareaza, but if you're just looking for a small program for downloading torrents µTorrent is a good choice. ¶ 2/08/2007 01:10:00 PM 0 Comments
Saturday, February 03, 2007
12 Second Cure For Hiccups (?)
I'm only posting this so I can remember to do this myself next time I have the hiccups. No idea if it works, but it's worth a shot. I hate the damn hiccups!
I decided to do a little stretching while holding my breath so placed my hands above my door frame and leaned forward, and what do you know within seconds the hiccups stopped. You should feel an arch to your back and your abdomen stretching. Continue to push your hands upwards and let the weight of your body send you through the door frame. Maintain this stretched position for 30-60 seconds while holding a big breath.
Full article ¶ 2/03/2007 01:12:00 PM 0 Comments
I decided to do a little stretching while holding my breath so placed my hands above my door frame and leaned forward, and what do you know within seconds the hiccups stopped. You should feel an arch to your back and your abdomen stretching. Continue to push your hands upwards and let the weight of your body send you through the door frame. Maintain this stretched position for 30-60 seconds while holding a big breath.
Full article ¶ 2/03/2007 01:12:00 PM 0 Comments
