Paulie's Place - Increasingly Inevitable
If dolphins are so smart..
why do they live in igloos?
To quote the famous
Eric Cartman. I used to think that's hilarious, and honestly..I still do!
But, that's not the point right now. Apparently some of these geniuses sold their bodies to the US military to be
armed spy dolphins (armed dolphin spies?) and since Katrina they're on the loose! You better lay low peeps, if you're not careful you might be taken out by fucking flipper!
Wouldn't it suck to be a terrorist, training for years on a suicide mission, just to be liquidated by a goddamn fish*? Yes it would!
*Shut up smartass! I know dolphins aren't fish, they're Homo Sexuals!
Visted States
Not bad for my first time in the US. All thanks to my sweet baby girl!
You're the reason I can stand tall..
Not so very long ago I got back from my vacation in the US with
my amazing girlfriend. I had the time of my life with her. That's not an exaduration, that's how it was. We have done and seen more in 2 months than most people do in years! I love my Steffy like crazy. Leaving her at the airport was really hard on both of us. But right now we're closer then ever, stronger then ever, and already planning on a visit of her to my cold ass country this fall.
Since I don't like to yack about personal things in a public place like this the above will be all I mention about our vacation for now. Just letting the world know my summer was by far the most awesome summer ever is good enough for me.
What to expect from me right here? The usual: a tablespoon of stupid shit mixed with a bit of
link dumping and the occasional "opinion".
One last thing:
I love you baby!