Monday, September 26, 2005
If dolphins are so smart..
why do they live in igloos?
To quote the famous Eric Cartman. I used to think that's hilarious, and honestly..I still do!
But, that's not the point right now. Apparently some of these geniuses sold their bodies to the US military to be armed spy dolphins (armed dolphin spies?) and since Katrina they're on the loose! You better lay low peeps, if you're not careful you might be taken out by fucking flipper!
Wouldn't it suck to be a terrorist, training for years on a suicide mission, just to be liquidated by a goddamn fish*? Yes it would!
*Shut up smartass! I know dolphins aren't fish, they're Homo Sexuals! ¶ 9/26/2005 01:57:00 PM
To quote the famous Eric Cartman. I used to think that's hilarious, and honestly..I still do!
But, that's not the point right now. Apparently some of these geniuses sold their bodies to the US military to be armed spy dolphins (armed dolphin spies?) and since Katrina they're on the loose! You better lay low peeps, if you're not careful you might be taken out by fucking flipper!
Wouldn't it suck to be a terrorist, training for years on a suicide mission, just to be liquidated by a goddamn fish*? Yes it would!
*Shut up smartass! I know dolphins aren't fish, they're Homo Sexuals! ¶ 9/26/2005 01:57:00 PM
