Sunday, October 02, 2005
Take a good look at this
And tell me you're not disgusted! Because I am! When I saw this sign I had to look twice because I didn't believe what I was reading. Then I had to take a picture because I still did not comprehend. Maybe it was just my head fucking with me after a long night of partying with my girl. Maybe this sign wouldn't show up on the little LCD screen of my camera. It did.
Reserved Parking For Expectant Moms! Are you fucking kidding me?!
Ok, after the first shock I calmed down and a couple of questions arose:
Why are pregnant woman considered so special, even special enough that they deserve their own parking space? Personally I don't see anything special about NOT using a condom or the pill. I think it's pretty fucking 1733. (Don't even get me started on people that are actually planning on pooping out a shitmachine on purpose because that's a whole other story!)
Second: if you are physically able to wobble about in a GIGANTIC store such as Bigg's, please explain to me why you can't FIND a place to park your car and walk to the entrance just like the rest of us "regular people"? (a car that is usually ridiculously oversized by the way, does it need to match your ass?) .
Third: how are they going to check for this? Do you need to bring your doctors reports to show the highly educated parking inspectors you are indeed knocked the fuck up? I mean: wouldn't anyone with a uterus just be able to say "yeah, I'm 3 weeks pregnant"? Why yes, yes they would.
Oh of course I know damn well it's all a marketing game. If the god fearing majority of the US notices that Bigg's has such special attention for "Expecting Moms" then think of all the good will that creates amongst their customers. Well, I'm not playing that game! Bigg's can suck it.
To wrap it up I have some sign suggestions for the dickasses that are responsible for this farce. After all, we don't want to discriminate now do we?
Bottom line: people need to stop being cunts. ¶ 10/02/2005 08:34:00 AM
And tell me you're not disgusted! Because I am! When I saw this sign I had to look twice because I didn't believe what I was reading. Then I had to take a picture because I still did not comprehend. Maybe it was just my head fucking with me after a long night of partying with my girl. Maybe this sign wouldn't show up on the little LCD screen of my camera. It did.
Reserved Parking For Expectant Moms! Are you fucking kidding me?!
Ok, after the first shock I calmed down and a couple of questions arose:
Why are pregnant woman considered so special, even special enough that they deserve their own parking space? Personally I don't see anything special about NOT using a condom or the pill. I think it's pretty fucking 1733. (Don't even get me started on people that are actually planning on pooping out a shitmachine on purpose because that's a whole other story!)
Second: if you are physically able to wobble about in a GIGANTIC store such as Bigg's, please explain to me why you can't FIND a place to park your car and walk to the entrance just like the rest of us "regular people"? (a car that is usually ridiculously oversized by the way, does it need to match your ass?) .
Third: how are they going to check for this? Do you need to bring your doctors reports to show the highly educated parking inspectors you are indeed knocked the fuck up? I mean: wouldn't anyone with a uterus just be able to say "yeah, I'm 3 weeks pregnant"? Why yes, yes they would.
Oh of course I know damn well it's all a marketing game. If the god fearing majority of the US notices that Bigg's has such special attention for "Expecting Moms" then think of all the good will that creates amongst their customers. Well, I'm not playing that game! Bigg's can suck it.
To wrap it up I have some sign suggestions for the dickasses that are responsible for this farce. After all, we don't want to discriminate now do we?
- Reserved Parking For Blondes
- Reserved Parking For Christians That Like To Fuck Little Kids
- Reserved Parking For Black People
- Reserved Parking For Midgets With Diarrhea
- Reserved Parking For People With Giant Asses (oh I'm sure it's going to be busy on that lot considering that covers for about 65% of the population)
Bottom line: people need to stop being cunts. ¶ 10/02/2005 08:34:00 AM
