Paulie's Place - Increasingly Inevitable
Monday, November 14, 2005
Quit it!
Are you one of those stupid people with a stupid blog with a stupid video on it? You know, the kind nobody notices until it's buffered and starts playing automatically scaring the fuck out of you because your volume is up loud? It's usually music videos, and it's usually crap I don't ever want to hear. Let alone when I didn't ask for it.
What makes people think this is a good idea? Just because of the fact that it's a technical possibility to have a video stream automatically every time you load your blog, doesn't mean you should! You tard! The same goes for audio: if I didn't ask for it, I don't want to fucking hear it.
The worst thing is people like that are so proud of it too. Like it's an achievement of some sort. "Look at the new video of U2 that's playing 40,000 pixels down below in my overly linked-up and buttoned up sidebar...isn't it the shit?" How about no, fuckface? I tell you one thing you achieved. You achieved my fucking foot up your ass and an instant spot on the infamous "do not view again" list.
¶ 11/14/2005 02:18:00 PM 0 Comments
What makes people think this is a good idea? Just because of the fact that it's a technical possibility to have a video stream automatically every time you load your blog, doesn't mean you should! You tard! The same goes for audio: if I didn't ask for it, I don't want to fucking hear it.
The worst thing is people like that are so proud of it too. Like it's an achievement of some sort. "Look at the new video of U2 that's playing 40,000 pixels down below in my overly linked-up and buttoned up sidebar...isn't it the shit?" How about no, fuckface? I tell you one thing you achieved. You achieved my fucking foot up your ass and an instant spot on the infamous "do not view again" list.
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Fruit
Man, I hate fruit! It's fucking hard work. I've never understood why people eat it. You can just as well take vitamin pills and get it over with. Ever tried to peel an orange? Good, then I hope you realize now it's a bunch of horseshit.
To support my statement here's a quote from Ocean's Eleven..because we all know the real facts of life aren't learned from our parents, or the bible..you learn them from movies.
Rusty: What's with the orange?
Saul: My doctor says I need vitamins.
Rusty: So why don't you take vitamins?
Fruit is for people with too much time on their hands.
I rest my case. ¶ 11/12/2005 03:32:00 PM 0 Comments
To support my statement here's a quote from Ocean's Eleven..because we all know the real facts of life aren't learned from our parents, or the bible..you learn them from movies.
Rusty: What's with the orange?
Saul: My doctor says I need vitamins.
Rusty: So why don't you take vitamins?
Fruit is for people with too much time on their hands.
I rest my case. ¶ 11/12/2005 03:32:00 PM 0 Comments
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Read this, bitches
I'm reading Choke right now by Chuck Palahniuk, I thought this was an interesting passage. It made me think. Of course all credits go to the author and to my amazing girlfriend for having such an excellent taste in books. Well, she has an excellent taste in everything actually! Are you jealous yet? Well you should be!
People had been working for so many years to make the world a safe, organized place. Nobody realized how boring it would become. With the whole world property-lined and speed-limited and zoned and taxed and regulated, with everyone tested and registered and addressed and recorded. Nobody had left much room for adventure, except maybe the kind you buy. On a roller coaster. At a movie. Still, it would always be that kind of faux excitement. You know the dinosaurs aren't going to eat the kids. The test audiences have outvoted any chance of even a major faux disaster. And because there's no possibility of real disaster, real risk, we're left with no chance for real salvation. Real elation. Real excitement. Joy. Discovery. Invention.¶ 11/10/2005 12:22:00 PM 0 Comments
The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom.
Without access to true chaos, we'll never have true peace.
Unless everything can get worse, it won't get any better.
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Dutch hater!
Usually I take whatever Fox "journalists" are saying with a grain of salt. Fox is a right wing propaganda machine spreading half truths and cheap rhetoric across the narrow minded god fearing part of America. I usually just smile about it knowing that people are gonna be people, and dumbasses are gonna be dumbasses.
But this time I have to say something. In this article one John Gibson takes up for the Alabama governor and Natalee Holloway's mother for calling Americans to boycott Aruba. They think this is a reasonable reaction for not putting enough effort into finding out what happened to the poor American white girl.
I quote: "The Aruban authorities and the government of the Netherlands have acted as though Beth Holloway lost a camera in Aruba, not a daughter."
What the fuck!? - I say.
What would be the Dutch reasoning for that? I mean, the Dutch have always been a faithful ally of America. What would the authorities have to gain by purposely not trying to solve this mystery? Nothing! Didn't the Dutch authorities send in F16 fighter jets with heat sensors to track her? Why, yes they did. You tell me the last time that happened when a person was missing in the US, or anywhere in the world for that matter. (Let alone a camera...)
Also, I think it's a pretty arrogant reaction to blame The Netherlands' criminal justice system. Especially since you're living in a country with a significantly higher crime rate.
"I'm stuck here. Can't get on that plane to Aruba. Funny my feet seem to find my way to a plane that goes somewhere else."
Oh yeah, I'm sure they're going to be so impressed by that! Judging from Mr. Gibson's one sided view on this case (and a lot of others for that matter) he's never been outside of the United States in the first place. Either that or he deliberately chooses to be ignorant. According to his reasoning, every time lets say an Australian person gets missing in the United States, Australia should boycott the United States.
Wouldn't it be possible that there really isn't enough evidence at the moment? Could it be that all of this charade is just a way of getting the attention away from the real problems, inside the US? People are disappearing everywhere in the world on a daily basis. Not just white Americans girls. Why is this case so much more important to a lot of people? Oprah, Dr.Phil, O'Reilly? It's so goddamn two faced! All of these people that sit there and cry on national TV about what a tragedy it is? They all have shadow agenda's. The next morning the only thing they care about is their ratings.
They make me fucking sick.
Don't get me wrong: I'm not saying Joran van der Sloot and those tupac brothers (or whatever the fuck their name is) are innocent. They don't look innocent to me either. But the facts are that you have to have good evidence to convict someone. I'm sure they'll be convicted once the investigation is rounded up.
What I am saying is this: for everybody that thinks it's a good idea to boycott Aruba and/or Holland: stop being such a goddamn hypocrite about the whole thing. There's thousand of kids missing in the US at the moment, and while a lot of those kids turn up, a high number of them is never to be found again, with their offenders walking free.
Same thing. But it's a lot easier to point the finger at someone else isn't it?
I'm glad to say only a small part of Americans have seem to lost any sense of reasoning. I know there are a lot of people out there that feel the same way as I do.
Alright, so far for having an opinion. The next update will probably involve completely random bullshit again. YAY!
¶ 11/09/2005 09:38:00 AM 0 Comments
Usually I take whatever Fox "journalists" are saying with a grain of salt. Fox is a right wing propaganda machine spreading half truths and cheap rhetoric across the narrow minded god fearing part of America. I usually just smile about it knowing that people are gonna be people, and dumbasses are gonna be dumbasses.But this time I have to say something. In this article one John Gibson takes up for the Alabama governor and Natalee Holloway's mother for calling Americans to boycott Aruba. They think this is a reasonable reaction for not putting enough effort into finding out what happened to the poor American white girl.
I quote: "The Aruban authorities and the government of the Netherlands have acted as though Beth Holloway lost a camera in Aruba, not a daughter."
What the fuck!? - I say.
What would be the Dutch reasoning for that? I mean, the Dutch have always been a faithful ally of America. What would the authorities have to gain by purposely not trying to solve this mystery? Nothing! Didn't the Dutch authorities send in F16 fighter jets with heat sensors to track her? Why, yes they did. You tell me the last time that happened when a person was missing in the US, or anywhere in the world for that matter. (Let alone a camera...)
Also, I think it's a pretty arrogant reaction to blame The Netherlands' criminal justice system. Especially since you're living in a country with a significantly higher crime rate.
"I'm stuck here. Can't get on that plane to Aruba. Funny my feet seem to find my way to a plane that goes somewhere else."
Oh yeah, I'm sure they're going to be so impressed by that! Judging from Mr. Gibson's one sided view on this case (and a lot of others for that matter) he's never been outside of the United States in the first place. Either that or he deliberately chooses to be ignorant. According to his reasoning, every time lets say an Australian person gets missing in the United States, Australia should boycott the United States.
Wouldn't it be possible that there really isn't enough evidence at the moment? Could it be that all of this charade is just a way of getting the attention away from the real problems, inside the US? People are disappearing everywhere in the world on a daily basis. Not just white Americans girls. Why is this case so much more important to a lot of people? Oprah, Dr.Phil, O'Reilly? It's so goddamn two faced! All of these people that sit there and cry on national TV about what a tragedy it is? They all have shadow agenda's. The next morning the only thing they care about is their ratings.
They make me fucking sick.
Don't get me wrong: I'm not saying Joran van der Sloot and those tupac brothers (or whatever the fuck their name is) are innocent. They don't look innocent to me either. But the facts are that you have to have good evidence to convict someone. I'm sure they'll be convicted once the investigation is rounded up.
What I am saying is this: for everybody that thinks it's a good idea to boycott Aruba and/or Holland: stop being such a goddamn hypocrite about the whole thing. There's thousand of kids missing in the US at the moment, and while a lot of those kids turn up, a high number of them is never to be found again, with their offenders walking free.
Same thing. But it's a lot easier to point the finger at someone else isn't it?
I'm glad to say only a small part of Americans have seem to lost any sense of reasoning. I know there are a lot of people out there that feel the same way as I do.
Alright, so far for having an opinion. The next update will probably involve completely random bullshit again. YAY!
¶ 11/09/2005 09:38:00 AM 0 Comments
Sunday, November 06, 2005
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Creepy!
Alright alright, to all those offended republicans/christians/hairy nuts out there, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it that way. To make it up to you I would like to entertain you with the following: This car ad from Hungary has something very strange wrong with it. At the end of the movie clip there's a strange voice talking. It's really quiet but it's definitely there. See for yourself!
And I know what you're thinking! But this is not one of those things where you turn up the sound to make sure you can hear good and right when you're all concentrated and shit something comes screaming right up in your face so you'll shit your pants. Nope. This is nothing like that. ¶ 11/02/2005 07:13:00 AM 1 Comments
And I know what you're thinking! But this is not one of those things where you turn up the sound to make sure you can hear good and right when you're all concentrated and shit something comes screaming right up in your face so you'll shit your pants. Nope. This is nothing like that. ¶ 11/02/2005 07:13:00 AM 1 Comments
