Quit it! Are you one of those stupid people with a stupid blog with a stupid video on it? You know, the kind nobody notices until it's buffered and starts playing automatically scaring the fuck out of you because your volume is up loud? It's usually music videos, and it's usually crap I don't ever want to hear. Let alone when I didn't ask for it.

What makes people think this is a good idea? Just because of the fact that it's a technical possibility to have a video stream automatically every time you load your blog, doesn't mean you should! You tard! The same goes for audio: if I didn't ask for it, I don't want to fucking hear it.

The worst thing is people like that are so proud of it too. Like it's an achievement of some sort. "Look at the new video of U2 that's playing 40,000 pixels down below in my overly linked-up and buttoned up sidebar...isn't it the shit?" How about no, fuckface? I tell you one thing you achieved. You achieved my fucking foot up your ass and an instant spot on the infamous "do not view again" list.

  ¶ 11/14/2005 02:18:00 PM