Why Macs Suck What can I say? The guy's right!  ¶ 1/27/2006 04:16:00 PM 0 Comments

  George's book club
BOOYA!  ¶ 1/19/2006 02:23:00 PM 0 Comments

  Writing f*ck like this doesn't keep you from going to hell I don't like it when people write f*ck, sh*t, and c*cks*ckingmanwh*resonofaf*ckingb*tch. News flash: you're not kidding anybody. In no way is this censoring, everybody knows what it says. If you really think using words like fuck, shit, and cocksuckingmanwhoresonofafuckingbitch is offensive then why don't you stop using them? It might make you boring and even more of a frustrated whiny bitch but at least you're not a hypocrite anymore.  ¶ 1/14/2006 10:10:00 AM 0 Comments

  Annoying someone = Jail time No shit!

Idiot law #3402

Annoying someone on the internet (weblogs, e-mails, websites, usenet, everything!) without providing your true identity is now a federal crime. Yep, only in the US!....read about it here.

The part that amazes me the most that the law itself actually uses the word annoy.

"Whoever...utilizes any device or software that can be used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet... without disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person...who receives the communications...shall be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."

Which proves once again that lawmakers are no more intelligent then the people who pack your groceries. Seriously, how are they going to define annoyance? I mean, I'm annoyed on the daily just by surfing Blog Explosion. Hell, I probably annoy the shit out of some of you bitches too! Am I committing a crime now? What a steaming pile of horseshit this law represents! You probably already guessed that you have a Republican't to thank for this. Say thank you! Idiots.

Anyway, read the source.

Oh yeah, and I better sign this with my true identity before someone gets "annoyed" by this..

Yours truly,

SUCK MY NUTS!

  ¶ 1/12/2006 11:05:00 AM 0 Comments

  New look Alright you rotten penis, it's about time you actually start paying attention to what I say. You know, now that I have an all new, all fresh, all scrotum kicking layout! After all: it's what's on the outside that really matters, exactly like your poor mother told you. And it's about time you started listening to your mother too! You know, to be honest we are all very concerned about you ever since you started listening to emo rock and began chatting with your online "friends". Is there something you want to tell me? You're not a HOMOSEXUAL are you!? Please tell me it's not true! Oh god we're all going to hell! Go to your room! Just wait until jesus hears about this!

Wait, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, my weblog has a new template. Hurray!

All credits go to my awesome girlfriend!  ¶ 1/10/2006 02:36:00 PM 0 Comments

  Who wants to die? HA!

A mother in Dallas is one of several parents complaining about a new interactive book for toddlers in which Sesame Street character Elmo asks "who wants to die?" according to a Local 6 News report.

I think it's pretty fucking hilarious, but hey: that's just me! The person that pulled this one off deserves a statue. Brilliant!

More here (be sure to watch the video)  ¶ 1/09/2006 12:26:00 PM 0 Comments

  George Carlin
is fucking hilarious! If you haven't checked this bit out make sure you do, because it's so goddamn funny you'll poop your panties.  ¶ 1/04/2006 04:05:00 PM 0 Comments

  ... Have a safe trip sweetie! And no stinky seats/kids/or generally annoying people..

I love you!

Update: wait, current altitude zero feet? They lied to me!  ¶ 1/02/2006 10:37:00 AM 0 Comments