New look Alright you rotten penis, it's about time you actually start paying attention to what I say. You know, now that I have an all new, all fresh, all scrotum kicking layout! After all: it's what's on the outside that really matters, exactly like your poor mother told you. And it's about time you started listening to your mother too! You know, to be honest we are all very concerned about you ever since you started listening to emo rock and began chatting with your online "friends". Is there something you want to tell me? You're not a HOMOSEXUAL are you!? Please tell me it's not true! Oh god we're all going to hell! Go to your room! Just wait until jesus hears about this!

Wait, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, my weblog has a new template. Hurray!

All credits go to my awesome girlfriend!  ¶ 1/10/2006 02:36:00 PM