Merry crucifixion and a happy resurrection Almost easter, isn't it a joyful time? It's the time we are all thankful at the messiah for getting himself in trouble with those Italians. Last I heard, those bastards stapled him against some cross because these other people told the Italians he was a meany. And then he died but he was like: listen up yo! I ain't dying for nothin', I'm dying so y'all niggas can get some poontang without no being worried for what santa is gonna think of it, I be back in like couple a days. And then some of them said wow, that's cool of you man, let's all start obeying his crotch and carry it around all the time and shoving it in other people's faces. Of course a bunch of them where just hatin' and said: man, fuck you! that hairy nigga is full of shit. In turn that pissed those other people off and they started slaying bitches for not recognizin' and now they are the largest group of organized gansta motherfuckers in the world.

And all this happened like 200 years ago in like, Iran or something. I still don't know what the fuck chocolate eggs have to do with all this shit.

What I do know you is that you should get yourself educated like myself and watch this.  ¶ 4/13/2006 05:40:00 PM